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Half century mark of entries. In my head I do all sorts of calculations, like how many days it's been since I started, and what that averages out to (days per entry). I loooove stats, which is kind of sick sometimes. Maybe that comes with being so into sports. Nobody likes baseball and doesn't like stats. Seriously. If you aren't interested in stats, I bet baseball bores you to death.

Anywayyyys, I started my synthesis of 'The Tao Of Pooh', and surpringly whipped off almost 2 pages in no time. Then I remembered, what's a paper without a quote? My favorite part! So I went searching for Pooh quotes, and there were some goodies. So here:

♣ “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"”

♠ “If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.”

♥ “When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.”

♦ “"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best -- " and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called”

♣ “I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.”

♠ “When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.”

♥ “"That buzzing-noise means something. If there's a buzzing noise, somebody's making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you're a bee...
And the only reason for being a bee that I know of is making honey...
And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it." So he began to climb the tree.”

I have indoor soccer tonight, and hopefully we'll light it up again...

Later

'Chain me to your tree'